2015 Ram 3500 vs 2015 F350 diesel mpg test

Turtle n Peeps wrote:

FishOnOne wrote:
Turtle... Please advise! :B

Well I can think of a few. Let me advise that these are just guesses from me so no whining if you don't agree.

#1. The Chevy would have been over the GVWR. (oops wrong brand) :B

#2. Roman and the other Hill Billy dude did not want to appear to be piling on as the DuraMax has won every test given since the invention of the DuraMax.

#3. Why bother? When you win test after test, after test, after test, it gets boring and redundant and your readership will wane. (who's going to win? Oh the Chevy won again.) (Who won the towing test? The Chevy? Ya, how did you know? Oh that's right, they always win!!) :B

#4. Fuel is going up again so why waste it on a test when you already know who is going to come out on top.

#5. Chevy's are selling so fast they could not get a dealership to loan them one.

#6. Lots of readers own Fords, and if they lose again they will drop there subscription. (losing to a Ram is not too bad but when you lose to a Chevy again, that really stings)

#7. The Hill Billy dude could not figure out how to drive the Chevy.

#8. Chevy did not want to prove to certain people that "Ford is second to none at this point in time."


#9. They got tired of putting the doors back on the Ford after each and every test.

And the top tenth reason the Chevy did not show up.............

#10. Ford Motor Company thugs jacked it to see how they keep winning test after test after test!!! Rumor is Ford is going to buy a Chevy and stick "SUPER DUTY" and blue ovals all over it and call it a Ford to win the next test.


And now I want to say I'm shocked at all of this skepticism of this great test? Come on people. This test was done under "very controlled conditions" by "professionals." :B How much more scientific do you want the tests to get? They even used the super scientific two click method! What more do you want!!!!??? :B


I mean really people. This is what these people do for a living! If we can't believe these "professionals" who can you believe? :B

I would go one further on the Top Reason GM was a no show:

Top Reason: GM is short on funds from after that Government Motors stigma and didn't have any money budgeted for the fanfare. :p

BTW... Leave it to a Californian to call these guys hillbillies :B