EPDM roof 14 years old and wore out, now what ?!

Where are you in MN? You can PM me your Town/City location.

I sprayed an acrylic coating on my roof (two coats) in less time than it took to mask the gutters and furnace vent. I may be willing to help if you're close. Total job time would be about three->four hours, depending on circumstances and preparation times.