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Jun 23, 2017

Hindsight moments

Anyone have one of those moments when you remember something you did out of ignorance or stupidity and didn't realize until much later how lucky you were to have made it through intact? Here's mine: about 7 years ago we moved from Nebraska to Wisconsin. Severely underestimated the amount of cargo we had to move. Uhaul was packed solid and left. At the time I had a 1999 Suburban 350/3.73 half ton. I was going to tow my '68 big block El Camino behind it on a Uhaul full carrier. Since we had so much stuff to move, I had to load the El Camino to the gills, bed and all. I also had to pack the Suburban literally solid. Just enough space for driver, wife and baby. Not even kidding it was like there was a perfect indent of our bodies when we got out. Couldn't see out any windows behind me, Uhaul trailer only had surge brakes and I later found out my connector wasn't working correctly and I had no lights on the trailer. I know the Uhaul trailer weighed 2,000 lbs. and the '68 has been weighed empty at 3,900. I kept it in 3rd and just kept on truckin. Also had some crummy Kelly Safari tires on it that we're definitely not load rated. Looking back I kind of shake my head but I really didn't know a thing about towing at all back then.
  • Well, transamz9 jogged my memory-bone and I do remember doing one dumb thing. I'd done it a hundred times, but it only took one fail to show me it was dumb.

    I was climbing out of the bed of my truck, over the tailgate (I climbed in that way, so what's the problem?) and on the way out my right foot missed the bumper. It hit the ground hard, and my right knee bent backwards, destroying the ACL. I was left hung up with my left leg draped over the tailgate lip, and hanging on for dear life with both hands. I couldn't push myself back up high enough with my torn-up right leg to get my left leg unhooked, so I finally just had to let go and landed on my back.

    Dang near passed out, but within an hour all the pain was gone and I could walk around, but the knee sure felt unstable. It would scare the bejeezus out of me when it would act like the thigh bone was going to slip down inside my calf.

    That was eight years ago, and I now have somebody else's Achilles' tendon standing in for my ACL. I can tell when the weather is about to change now.

    Actually, I don't think it was getting old that made me forget that. I blotted it out 'cuz it sucked!

    Don't climb over tailgates!

    :):)
  • Have done and survived many, many stupid things and a Darwinian metric...

    Pure TV stuff:

    part of why I'm called Weight police

    BenK wrote:


    Posted: 03/30/08 06:37pm


    Guess everyone has a different story.

    Mine is through hard knock schooling, even though during that period
    was a designer of industrial controls. So thought knew more than I
    did...youth and my only excuse :B

    Towed many of my buddies boats and trailers with my K5 Blazer. Learned
    lots, but not enough. Too short wheel base for those trailers. Some
    times with WD (theirs), most times just a dead weight tow. Thought all
    4x4s towed like that (had to constantly correct that 'push' those
    trailers imparted onto the K5's rear end).

    Lucky I switched out that K5's suspension to a Dana 60 front and
    GM 14 bolt rear. Higher rate leaf spring packs and other goodies.
    That only allowed me to not kill myself, or others. That truck went
    hundreds of thousand of miles and can say that towing over sized
    and over weight did not shorten it's life, but then it had a 1 ton
    suspension (not tranny) with commercial tires (9.75"x16.5" dia wheels)
    Did rebuild that auto tranny a few times...was it from over load
    or the offroading I put it through? Both is my guess.

    Finally learned 'my' lesson around 1982. Borrowed my dads grocery store
    truck (my current 1980 Silverado C10). Installed 1 ton helper coil
    springs on the rear axle.

    Partner in a wind generator company doing retro fits to storm damaged
    wind generator heads. Had to gather up the busted components and take
    them back to the shop for forensic diagnosis of what happened, which
    components weak, and if our design could solve. Insurance work mostly.

    Each gear box weighed 'around' 2,500 lbs, no gear lube oil. Utility
    trailer was a dual axle (each had brakes) that we knew nothing about
    in regards to it's ratings. Don't know what kind of brake controller,
    as we took it out of partners Buick station wagon.

    Up on the wind park hill, about 8,000-9,000 feet, told the partner to
    only load up the trailer to about 8,000 lbs, which I now know was
    already over it's GVWR. He had 5 gear boxes loaded along with a bunch
    of hubs, blades, etc. The truck had all of our tools and other misc
    steel parts, which must have been around 2,000 lb worth. My guess
    is that the trailer was over 14,000 lbs and the truck was over it's
    6,200lb GVWR by maybe +1K lbs easy.

    Trusted him and the truck looked okay, as it was level. So had the
    the two workers jump in and took off going down the hill. Some parts
    were over 100% incline both going up and coming down.

    Struggled, but it made it up over the top and now going down to the
    bottom was where I learned my lesson....when the trailer brakes over
    heated and no longer held the trailer back. About another 1/4 mile
    and the trucks brakes started to go and smoke was coming out of them.

    Considered jumping out, but the middle guy would not have made it. The
    drop off on my side was over 200 feet almost straight down.

    Parking brake set to expand the shoes, but all too soon, they didn't
    push the shoes out far enough either.

    After what seemed like an eternity, made it to the control shack.
    Unhitched the trailer and drove out to the road to cool off the
    brakes, as they were billowing smoke.

    Lucky those trailer brakes were custom, as I had designed many industrial
    braking systems by then. The trailer brake shoes were shod with
    custom friction material and the truck's brakes were HD semi metallic
    of that era. Left over friction material from my first wind generator
    brake design, as the physicists said too much friction and the blades
    would snap off stopping so fast, so backed off. Just 'had' to use
    that stuff up, so had a brake shop rivet them on the trailer brake
    shoes. Pressing the controller button could stop the whole setup
    without touching the trucks brakes, of course empty, so thought they
    could stop the Queen Mary.

    Said I learned my lesson and truly thought that, untill later that
    evening. Took off 2 of those gear boxes and drove home from
    Bakersfield to San Francisco. Going down the incline towards highway 5,
    lost the brakes again, but now at freeway speeds and accelerating.
    This time the parking brake trick was enough. Crawled home sweating
    bullets, as there was no way to off load 2,500 lb gearboxes out on
    the side of the freeway.

    I can say nothing broke and we made it without incident. A 'can do it',
    but not safely.

    Get this, that Silverado did not have a WD hitch setup, but just a
    bumper pull setup. Sure an after market bumper that I welded up
    gussets and other stuff to make it stronger, but still just a bumper
    pull setup. It didn't squat too much, as the 1 ton helper springs
    keep the rear end drop to only about 2-4 inches.

    Look at my sig and you'll see that all of my trucks were 'half ton'
    until my 1996 Suburban. Thought the modifications I made would do
    the trick. Sure mine could out accelerate most others, but there is
    more to than 'go', as 'stop' and 'handling' just as, if not more
    important.

    A couple of other accidents buddies had and I'm much more conservative
    with myself and more so in advice to anyone having to 'ask', as they
    know little or not enough to make the risk management decision
    themselves (gambling).

    I don't own a trailer right now, but borrow and tow buddies often.
    Or drive their setups for them, as they are older and prefer others
    to drive their setups.

    Yes, I'll say I'm a card carrying member of the 'weight police'...

  • transamz9 wrote:
    Yeah, every time I jump out of the back of the truck about half way to the ground I'm thinking how stupid this is and how much it's going to hurt my old arthritic bones when I land. Man this new trucks are tall. You have a lot of time to think on the way down. :B


    Everyone know's that "----- guys can't jump", so I have these:
    Folding Step, and
    Boot Pull-up Hook

    At 6' 2", I still needed a few more inches to grab the lock pin on it's chain, hence the boot hook. Also good for grabing the connector when I forget to get it out of the pin box before backing up to the 5'r.
  • Yeah, every time I jump out of the back of the truck about half way to the ground I'm thinking how stupid this is and how much it's going to hurt my old arthritic bones when I land. Man this new trucks are tall. You have a lot of time to think on the way down. :B
  • I got my first RV when I was 20 years old. It was a 1963 Oasis 15 footer weighing maybe 2200 pounds. I pulled it with a new 1987 Mazda B2600 4x4. To get the right hitch height I bolted a drop hitch to the step bumper. First trip over Snoqualmie Pass to Lake Chelan it went up the hill ok (45 mph) but down the other side was a wild scary ride. You could see the bumper flexing in the mirror. After that I had a receiver installed and used a WDH and it handled fine. Sometimes we learn the hard way, fortunately I didn't wreck it.
  • NRALIFR wrote:
    That's one of the nice things about getting older: Short-term memory problems.

    As far as I can remember, I've never done anything stupid.

    :):)

    That's Funny
  • In 1978 I sailed my 26 Columbia sailboat singlehanded from San Diego to Oahu, took me 28 days, While there sailed to all the Hawaiian Islands. A year later, singlehanded sailed the 4000 miles to Guam, that took was 36 days, all using only a plastic sextant and cheap battery powered radio direction finder for navigation.
  • That's one of the nice things about getting older: Short-term memory problems.

    As far as I can remember, I've never done anything stupid.

    :):)
  • 19 days ago. Should have taken the time to get my step stool out to climb up and release the kingpin in the truck. 19 days later still in a walking boot and possible surgery next month on my ankle. Going to be a long summer thinking about this one.
  • Too many to count.......that is what being young is about.

    Life experiences.
    Either they KILL you or you LEARN from them

    Surf riding back of Fiat Sedan
    Going Elk hunting on horseback and NOT paying attention to storm
    Riding the 'Geronimo' line out of the derrick just because
    Rock climbing w/o gear....then after making it to top trying to figure out HOW to get back down
    Loading up F100 with 2 full buckets of gravel and then driving 50 miles to dump it....front tires barely touching/steering
    I have a long list of :H

    I'm still vertical :B