I thought I'd start a little war with you 1 ton guys.

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A man should be able to build a super cheap wooden hitch contraption in his pickup box that is secured from sliding by the inner fender wells. As long as the pin cannot slip off, it would work to tow 200 feet.

And one might be awarded legendary honor amongst the weight criminals as using the least engineered 5th wheel hitch hitch of all time.

Wes
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