Dear Nigeria,
Hello friend, we are mailing you about the disbursement of funds held in our country by the US Treasury Dept. under the control of the Federal Reserve Bank. These Foreign Aid funds are ready to transfer to your account once we receive your bank account number and personal identification credentials. The Aid check in your name now totals $530 Million USD. A processing fee of $12,542 payable to Mr. A Scamoti, Director of the Bank will be necessary to receive your $530,000,000. Once we have received the processing fees, the funds will be wire transferred directly to your account.
We hope you will act soon as these funds will not be held for more than 6 months.
Sincerely, your brother in friendship,
Uncle Sam