Towing Scenario, Insights/Feedback Wanted

Every time I just see a Jeep GC in the parking lot at the local grocery store, I am reminded of these forums and how many different posts there have been about this same subject, "Can my Jeep GC tow this...?" And physically looking at those GC's at the grocery store, I shake my head and think to myself ... how in the world can anyone possibly think this vehicle can tow much more than a 4x8 U-Haul utilty trailer? I suppose because they put a receiver hitch on them, folks think they can tow anything? I shake my head every time I see one. Sorry ... I don't think it will work very well for you. (not long term anyway!)