What's the best way to break my rig while towing?

Great advice errante.

The trailer idea isn't looking so great actually because it's very hard to find one. I need like a $1000-$2000 trailer. And pretty big.

That's impossible the the northeast USA. I saw a couple but they are long gone. 7-9 out of 10 are scams too.

Didn't want to tie up $3000-$4000 in a trailer since I need that for things I'm doing in Florida.

Seems this was fairly easily solved as far as towing hoes but not working out practically.