O.K., here's the thing:
The very last stop on our weeks-long fall trip was a Federal Campground that shall remain nameless for reasons that will shortly become clear.
The date: September 30th, 2013
Went ahead and paid for a couple of days- good fishing, good times,
no radio reception- not that it would have mattered since we hadn't turned one on for weeks. Or looked at a newspaper. You see where I'm going here, right?
Day three we decide to extend the stay, walk down to the pay station and see that the WHOLE DARN CAMPGROUND had been closed, not to mention most of the Federal Government (as if I give a hoot about that second part.)
Thing is, it had "closed" the day before and no one came by to kick us out-?
Naturally, in keeping with our usual pattern, we decided to just pretend nothing had happened, stay as long as we wanted, Devil-Take-The-Hindmost. And did, too. For three more days. Nobody said a word, probably because we were careful not to violate the "NO MONEY FOR YOU, Federal Government!" law Congress passed. We did NOT, I swear, put a dime in that box from that moment until we left October 5th. Who are we to argue with the U.S. Congress?
Here's where the dilemma comes in:
Must we turn ourselves in for having flaunted Congress' mandate when we put that six bucks in the paybox for October 1???
We don't want to go to prison, but I just can't sleep at night for the guilt...what think you all?
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" Not every mind that wanders is lost. " With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien