Vivos Underground RV Park - Kansas

In event of a potential nuclear holocaust, my intention is to hop into the ol' RV and drive towards ground zero. I don't have the knowledge or desire to survive in a devastated world. And survival would only be temporary - until you ran out of food and water that didn't glow in the dark, or until a fellow survivalist with a bigger gun took yours away from you.
As for vacationing in a cave, I might as well just put a cot in my basement.