Funny signs

[Executive45]

Looking through my photos tonight thinking of updating my blog, I ran across a couple pictures of funny signs seen along the roads we've traveled. I thought I would share them here and maybe get a collection of others from you folks. It's healthy to laugh at least once a day...Dennis


Seen outside Columbus Texas


Along Hwy 71 in Ellington Texas

[workhardplayha1]

Saw this last summer in Ocean Side Ca.

[SpinRite]

I regret never taking a picture of this sign, so you will just have to use your imagination....

The sign was on the wall of the police garage and was apparently intended to reserve a parking space for the rape investigators' car.

The sign read simply: "Sexual Battery Vehicle Only."

(I always wondered what their jumper cables looked like.)

[slickest1]

I saw a sign in a town in Alberta at the A&W hamburger restaurant Try our new Uncle burger. The also have Mama and Papa and so on. Right next door is the mortuary and crematorium. I used to say to the DW I wonder who they are cookin today.

[Halmfamily]

Seen on front door of church....Weight Watchers please use large door at rear of building.

[rjr6150]

My favorite

[jmcgsd]

My personal favorite is one seen in Alaska a number of years ago which read
"No hunting ... Children"

[workhardplayha1]

[Jarlaxle]

cross country wrote:
On the southbound side of the hwy before Lufkin Tx there is a billboard. Two full size 3-d (Full model) Holstein cows are writing; EaT MoR CHicKen. A standout in billboard creativity. Funny too.

There are a few of those...I saw one in either Pennsylvania or Ohio. IIRC, they're for Chick-Fil-A.

[Jarlaxle]

Seen recently in a construction area...couldn't safely get a pic: SQUEEZE LEFT. Wait, what?

[PF_PM]

Sign in California years ago was supposed to say " Cafe, Heated Pool" but after loosing some letters read " Cafe, eat Poo "

[Spizzer]

Years ago there was a sign along a road along a beach....soft beach sand on both sides of the blacktop. It was:

Warning, soft shoulder. Call tow truck before pulling off road.

Jeff

[frankdamp]

There was a restaurant in old-town Hampton VA, where we lived back in the 70's.

It had a big front window with four panes in two rows of two. The slogan was


EAT DIRT


CHEAP AT BILL'S

Another sign I saw was on a truck in the UK delivering porta-potties to an event. The brand-name was "Porta-Loo"

The sign said:

"Porta-Loo - ideal for large public gatherings or for private functions"

[GHOST1750]

sowego wrote:

Tom N wrote:

Wow, is that real or photoshopped? I guess it is for the kids too young to know or the the folks who dropped out of school at age 5! Too funny:B

Probably found in Walmart.

[lakeside013104]

No sign, but the caption should read:

"Don't fail me now FEET"