What Happens 1 Hour After Eating Bacon

magnusfide wrote:
The Bacon Song

The Bacon Song (lyrics)

Bacon
I love bacon
Mmm mmm bacon
Give me bacon

It's not just for breakfast anymore
Go buy a pound or two at the grocery store
Don't give other food a second glance
I keep a few slices in my pants

Bacon
I love bacon
Mmm mmm bacon
Give me bacon

Thank you Porky Pig for your tasty treat
When I get home you're all I wanna eat
Out you on my salad or on my ice cream
Making love to you's been my childhood dream

Bacon
I love bacon
Mmm mmm bacon
Give me bacon

Some people don't think you're not entirely kosher
So why not get the facts from you local grocer
You're the only thing I've eaten in a while
Let me take you home and do you Canadian style

Wrap you around my favourite steak
Add a smoky layer to a chocolate cake
A meal with out you is very rare
I'd wear you as a suit to a black tie affair

Bacon
I love bacon
Mmm mmm bacon
Give me bacon

Gotta know what they were thinking when they thought of the "I keep a few slices in my pants" line..