Definition of camping?

I thought it was comming home with poison ivy, poison oak covered in mosquito bites not having slept and eaten for at least 72 hours, cus the bear and the racoons ate your food, passenger door on car totaled when you decided to leave the cooler inside and the bears got it, stinking to high hell from falling in the stagnant swamp, tent totalled when you sprinted out with out oppening the zipper when the bear tore into vehicle climbed a tree from which you promplly fell and tore several branches on the way down, etc.

navegator