Here is a topic for you.

GMandJM wrote:

RV daytrader wrote:
ummmm....what to you use to dry your butt after the bidet cleans you??

Here's a How To. Complete with illustrations. :B

It would be great for someone with Chron's or the like.

And since it looks like this thread is taking a turn for the worse, here's the Bristol Stool Chart.

Now that was the best For-Dummies instructions I have ever seen! Some great highlights:

Standalone: These bidets are separate fixtures which usually sit right next to the toilet. Sometimes, however, you'll find them across the room, or down the hall.(2) Either way, you will need to use the toilet, then stand up and move over to the bidet.

So if there is no room in your RV bathroom, you could always remove the jacknife sofa and install it in its place - be sure not to get tangled up in your pants that are around your ankles!

Drinking from a bidet is not recommended. The stream can ricochet off a soiled area and become contaminated.

Why? According to posters on RV.Net, it's my poop - it can't make me sick! Right? Well, right???

Some people use bidets to bathe babies. This should not be done unless this is the sole use for the bidet

This is wrong in so many ways....