We taped empty 22 cases on Old Man Hessel's fan blade...'cuz he ran over our softball on purpose...shop teacher, but didn't know what to do...
Eating breakfast and heard him start it...SCREAM/SCREECH...stopped...heard the hood open then close a short time later...start and SCREECH/SCREAM...while he drove past our house...
Dad wondered why I spit out my mouthful of cereal...almost choking while laughing out loud...
We also poured Rice Krispies down his defroster vents, turned on the fan full blast, his radio full blast and the wipers...He started locking his car after that one
Vowed to never become the Old Man Hessel in my neighborhood when an adult...kids have way more time to mess with you if you give a reason to...
-Ben
Picture of my rig1996 GMC SLT Suburban 3/4 ton K3500/7.4L/4:1/+150Kmiles orig owner...
1980 Chevy Silverado C10/long bed/"BUILT" 5.7L/3:73/1 ton helper springs/+329Kmiles, bought it from dad...
1998 Mazda B2500 (1/2 ton) pickup, 2nd owner...
Praise Dyno Brake equiped and all have "nose bleed" braking!
Previous trucks/offroaders: 40's Jeep restored in mid 60's / 69 DuneBuggy (approx +1K lb: VW pan/200hpCorvair: eng, cam, dual carb'w velocity stacks'n 18" runners, 4spd transaxle) made myself from ground up / 1970 Toyota FJ40 / 1973 K5 Blazer (2dr Tahoe, 1 ton axles front/rear, +255K miles when sold it)...
Sold the boat (looking for another): Trophy with twin 150's...
51 cylinders in household, what's yours?...