Well, let's see now:
6 stitches in top of head after testing the tensile strength of the king pin plate;
8 stitches just at the eye brow line after falling off the steps of the rv when my hand slipped on the wet hand rail and the dog took off to the left;
4 stitches in the lower butt cheek, narrowly missing the femoral artery and the "twins", after attempting to clear a low fence and impaling my leg on one of the pointy things;
1 poop shower after attempting to drain the black tank into a blue tote and forgetting to release the pressure cap/valve. Went to see why the hose was bulging and kaboom! just when I knelt down beside it. Craptastic event.
This is just a short list, you know, for an early responce to the post. Gimme a couple of days and I'll come up with a few more!
Cheers and Thanks
Mike