Something humorous or silly that you've done camping

While camping at Disney World my son developed and allergic reaction to an antibiotic. He woke up fussing at 2am, covered with Target Lesions and we freaked out. Had to unhook and haul ass to a hospital. When we left the park, we realized we had no idea where a hospital was. Drove a bit looking for a road sign and found a fire truck inspecting a resort under construction. They gave us directions.