My favorite truck is the Kenworth W900. I'd have one made into an RV with a pup trailer for a toy box. Then I'd start with a tour of the best BBQ the country has to offer ending in Lynchburg with my Tennessee Squire card for the VIP tour of Jack Daniels. Capped off with the purchase of a private barrel for my own stash.
Then I'd just get silly :) with it and go to all the places I wanted to see but had no parking for a semi..... Now I'd have the time to stop and look instead of just driving by and waving....