Wife wanted to drive new car for one hour,s0*^#$)*&

[Supercharged]

I had to be ducked tapped to my seat so I didn't jump out the window. It only took one hour, but I lose 10 lbs and my speeck box is now gone. She thinks now she will be fine.
This was a hard day for me.

[down_home]

You're lucky.
Wife insist on driving the hot rod every time we go together in it.
Being a really sweet guy, I usually let her. I try to go to sleep as soon as possible. She drives me to tears, the way she drives. She thinks it is a taxi or something.

[ol_Bombero-JC]

Supercharged wrote:

ol Bombero-JC wrote:

Francesca Knowles wrote:
You have a WIFE???? 😉

Hmmmm - would that be.... Mrs. Supercharged??..:W

.

I took off her Supercharged belt a long time ago.

Apparently that's only in *your* mind..:W

.

[noteven]

If she buckles in, flips the visor down, checks the hairdo and flips a few strands around prior to rolling down pit lane, you know she's in the zone and all is well.

[Executive45]

kyhawk wrote:

fj12ryder wrote:
Nah, he means stockers, as in not optioned out. Probably upset at being outed as a troll. 🙂

I thought a stocker was someone who puts stock on the shelves in a store?

Here, I thought it was just a fat guy in bib overalls.....:B:B...Dennis

[kyhawk]

fj12ryder wrote:
Nah, he means stockers, as in not optioned out. Probably upset at being outed as a troll. 🙂

I thought a stocker was someone who puts stock on the shelves in a store?

[talonhead]

When my wife and I first got together we had mustangs, and she had never driven anything bigger than a Ranger before. I grew up with pickup trucks.
We were married for 10 years before I got my F250 CC 4x4. We had gone to visit folks in TX and went looking at trucks and wound up driving home in it! My wife is probably a better driver than I am. I gave up the "Dukes of Hazzard" style when I left the farm. When we drove out to MT to pick up my dads 5er she didn't even hesitate to get behind the wheel with it hooked up:). I can't drive as long as I used to and my night vision isn't as good as it used to be. If we take her H2 on a long trip, I sleep a lot, a 7000# SUV at 80 mph being driven like a sports car is a little much! Especially when there's no brake pedal on my side! She can pick up traffic patterns waaayyy faster than me!

[Jarlaxle]

mlts22 wrote:
If you want to see the face of fear, offer to help out a friend's teenage son to learn how to drive.

I'll teach him to drive a standard shift!

*cut to me pulling up to the house in a 40-year-old F-800 ramp truck*

[Escargot]

jdog wrote:
This makes no sense at all!

jdog, every so often someone will start a thread and, inadvertantly, broadcast the fact that the best woman they could get to actually marry them is a moron who can't handle the simplest of tasks, i.e. driving a car. Often, they will extend their personal experience of their wives by generalizing those experiences to include all women (generalizing makes them feel better because it enhances their denial).

The reason I appreciate such posts is they help me distinguish the losers from the evolved men on this site, therefore making it easier to ignore the losers.

Yet, another thing to be grateful for on this Thanksgiving. Hope you have much for which to be grateful.

PS wa8yxm, I'm very sorry for your loss.

[fj12ryder]

Nah, he means stockers, as in not optioned out. Probably upset at being outed as a troll. 🙂

[Charlie_D_]

Stocker? Do you mean "Stalker"?

[Supercharged]

fj12ryder wrote:

Roy&Lynne wrote:
This is a sick joke right. Little holiday humor. Someone been tipping the jug. Tell me its a joke cause if not I would consider the rudest, most inconsiderate thing I have ever read one man talking about his wife. DISCUSTING

Yes, this is a troll thread. The OP is serious about maintaining his status as the RV.Net troll.

These two are stockers, all stocker should be dropped from RV Net.

[Supercharged]

ol Bombero-JC wrote:

Francesca Knowles wrote:
You have a WIFE???? 😉

Hmmmm - would that be.... Mrs. Supercharged??..:W

.

I took off her Supercharged belt a long time ago.

[ol_Bombero-JC]

Francesca Knowles wrote:
You have a WIFE???? 😉

Hmmmm - would that be.... Mrs. Supercharged??..:W

.

[Me_Again]

noe-place wrote:
My wife refuses to drive my Corvette. I've asked her many times but she absolutely refuses. I'm a sports car guy and have always had one and for some reason she will NOT drive them after repeated invitations. She prefers her SUV for some strange reason. Women; gotta love 'em.

Don't try to take my DW's V8 Buick Rainier away from her. She can grow from 5'6" to 6'4" in a micro second. It has about the tightest turning radius of all the mid size SUV's. She likes the 5.3 V8 vroom!

Chris