You might be an RV if?

[Songbirds]

Here is some HUMOR we can all play along, by adding to the phrase.

Most of us may know the funny comedian Jeff Foxworthy, and his famous lines of "you might be a Red Neck if?"

This one is for fun and every RV'er can play along by adding a line. So finish the following line,

You might be an RV if?

If you have a Towed following you down the road.

So before you Answer add the phrase "You might be an RV if" and then your ANSWER, to your post below.

[Halmfamily]

You might be an RV'r if you own a big arse dually and only put 5000 miles a year on it.

[DutchmenSport]

You might be an RV'er if you sleep in your camper every night...and your camper stays parked in your own driveway when not on the road going somewhere!

[in5r]

You might be an rv'r if you ever tried to flush your toilet at home with your foot.

[Etstorm]

If your cheap Chinese tennis shoe throws a sole. :B

[George3037]

You might be an RV'er if you plug into house power to cool the fridge the day before then drag 50' of power cord down the road when you leave.

[George3037]

You might be an RV'er if you are 50 miles into your trip and wonder why the RV feels sluggish. You pull over to check and find you forgot to release the toads parking brake.

[George3037]

You might be an RV'er if you drive your regular pickup 25' past the gas pump to fill up then realize you aren't in the RV. (My RV filler cap is in the rear)

[Walaby]

You might be an RVer if you freak out about exceeding payload by the weight of your Big Mac for lunch.

Mike

[BarneyS]

You might be an RVer if you spend hours each day on this forum. :E
Barney

[wanderingaimles]

You might be an RV'er if,,,,

You carry sewage hoses with you everywhere

[Moderator]

Moved from Around the Campfire as it is strictly for non-rving topics.