...your idea of roughing it is when you can't run the slides and jacks down for the night because you're boondocking it at Wal-Mart.
...the wallpaper on your cell phone is a picture of your RV.
...you absolutely HATE driving through rain because all you can think about is the amount of work it's going to take washing away all the road grime for the third time since you left home.
...you drive your everyday car around and hesitate to pull into places because you're always thinking about getting trapped by your 4-wheel down toad before you remember that you're NOT in the MH.
...you actually know what 'MH' stands for in the previous statement.
...the steering wheel twists out of your hands every time you unsuccessfully attempt to pass up either a WM or CW.
...you know what 'WM' and 'CW' stands for.
...you start reading Motorhome magazine even while still walking back from the mailbox across the road, tripping over the stone steps in the yard all the way back to the house.
...you stop at the same WM on the way back home from a camping trip, instead of just shopping at the local one.
...you stop for the night at a WM parking lot, go shopping in the evening, then spend yet ANOTHER hour shopping in the morning before moving on.
...the absolute minimum time spent in either a WM or CW is one hour, even if you only need two items.
...you have actually unscrewed the water hose, unplugged the electric cord, and rolled up sewer hoses so you can move to another campsite because your Tracvision can't acquire the satellite.
FMCA# F355513. 40 foot Safari Continental, one slide, Cat powered Magnum Blue Max chassis, PAC brake PRXB, Allison MD3060, Aqua-Hot, 7.5 KW Quiet Diesel, Howard PCS, Velvet Ride suspension. 2014 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon.
