My Type Of Warning Signs

Ok here is the old joke:

Two preachers were walking along the road carrying a sign.
"Turn Ye Back, The End Is Near"

A little convertable sports car came upon them and the driver hollered at 'em something about you religious nuts. then he went speeding around the corner...

SPLASH

The one preacher turns to the other.. "Do you think we should change the signe to "Bridge is OUt".

The other replies: No. I think it's fine the way it is.

Yup I recognize that from my dirt bike riding days.

DrewE wrote:

Richard

I kind of liked that "Trees do not move".

in fact.. You may find this hard to believe. but a Tree jumped out BEHIND me once (Thankfully) Behind.. glad it was behind I was) Yup it truly jumped out behind me.. The story:

Pulling into a Campground site searching and the tree brushed rather heavily up against the RV. I planned to tell management they needed to trim.

Turns out it was falling over.. It paused as it brushed the side of my rig, but continued the fall after I passed (it had just started). and by the Time I got to registration was lying across the road.

So trees do move.

But not when you want them to. In fact all living things move it is one of the tests for life. but that's another type of movement

I am glad to see time has not changed you.

Good ones.

Where's the "like" button?

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