Do ya need to tie a string to 'em to keep 'em from floating straight up?
NOTICE: Contents may settle during shipping. We no comprende conveyor belt vibrator. That's why when you rip the box open, it's a quarter the way filled.
HUMONGOUS ULTRA GIGANTIC SIZE CANDY BAR. Product occupies a third of the area of the stiff cardboard tray.
DON'T RAISE THE PRICE! Get smart. Reduce the size of the product which reduces shipping costs.
THEY CAN'T THINK TO DILUTE. Offer ten percent anti-freeze and ship distilled water 3/4 the way across the country AND CHARGE THEM FOR IT. The jug is the same color dummy. They have fourth grade reading comprehension skills. Herb, says "blow smoke". Tell 'em we're doing 'em a big favor, convenience wise.