swiss army knife, do i need anything else?

[LittleBill]

do you think this will cover all possible repair tools?

:h

Clicky

[Pangaea_Ron]

You don't need a hammer, just pound on it with the back of the SAK.

[down_home]

Uncle had a Henry version that was large enough for a big sheaf. Had spoon and fork for big eaters and saw twice, as bi and so on. It was heck to find the implement you wanted and where to or how to extract it out. I bet it weight five lbs.
I lost a Wenger with all the tools and gizmos, in a creek. No matter how much farther I reached into the rocks, on bottom it would go deeper. /got to buy another one.

[p220sigman]

Francesca Knowles wrote:

p220sigman wrote:
Don't you need a hammer also.

The very first Swiss Army Knives did have hammers, as recently discovered in an archaealogical dig near a cheese factory in Wehrderholezengottu, Switzerland. The find was an accidental one, real purpose of the dig being to answer a pressing ages-old question, that being: "What happens to the holes once Swiss cheese is gone?"

Just goes to show you that even with all the tools they added, they couldn't improve on the original.

[Francesca_Knowl]

p220sigman wrote:
Don't you need a hammer also.

The very first Swiss Army Knives did have hammers, as recently discovered in an archaealogical dig near a cheese factory in Wehrderholezengottu, Switzerland. The find was an accidental one, real purpose of the dig being to answer a pressing ages-old question, that being: "What happens to the holes once Swiss cheese is gone?"

[wa8yxm]

Yes, if you buy that you need 4 more thigs

1: Duct tape, cause if it moves and it should not;;; DUCT TAPE

2: WD-40, cause if it should move and it does not.. WD-40

4: A good dry lubricant, cause that, WD-40, is not.

4: Head examined, cause that thing is next to useless for over 1 grand.

[crcr]

Huntindog wrote:
Is there a welder in there somewhere?

O ye of little faith ... 🙂

[Huntindog]

Is there a welder in there somewhere?

[SCVJeff]

LittleBill wrote:
if you look at customer photo's someone did..

Man Cave....

[LittleBill]

if you look at customer photo's someone did..

[crcr]

Nobody has actually ever bought one of these. Each of the reviewers crawled out of the clown car at the circus and wrote a review for giggles.

Actually, the clown car is one of the tools that flips out of this Swiss Army ku-nife.

[Nutinelse2do]

The reviews are hysterical
I like the ..." Changed My Life"
Thanks for laughs at the end of a long day

[dan-nickie]

It's rumored that the Wenger 16999 has the only weapon that can kill Chuck Norris...

[SCVJeff]

gbopp wrote:
That's not the most useless tool I've seen, but it's probably in the top 10.

Thats not a tool, it's an heirloom for the Man Cave right next to the Billy Beer

[BrianinMichigan]

murphysranch wrote:
I had tears in my eyes - from laughing.

The reviews and the answers to the questions are hilarious.