A little humor in these tough times...

[BobsYourUncle]

I hope it's OK to post some lighthearted humor here. If it isn't, Mod delete it and accept my apology for posting this.

It is all meant in humor to help get us through this difficult time we are all facing:



Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home

Officer:
Age?

Husband:
I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.


Officer:
Height

Husband:
I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

OFFICER :
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

OFFICER :
Colour of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.


OFFICER:
Colour of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

OFFICER:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

OFFICER:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my truck.

OFFICER:
What kind of truck was it?

Husband:
A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 .with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.

OFFICER:
Take it easy sir, We'll find your truck.

[rexlion]

BobsYourUncle wrote:

SDcampowneroperator wrote:
Bob,
You missed the heated seats amd floor mats to keep the tushy warm and socks from freezing in those Calgary winters.

:B
Yeah, well... We don't all live up here in the frozen tundra!!
As I write this, looking out my living room window, it's snowing again..... Sheesh!

I'm feeling better and better about where I live. No desire for that white stuff. Thanks!

[pasusan]

Thanks Bob - read it to dh and we both had a good laugh!

[blofgren]

Great one, Bob! :B

[FishOnOne]

I haven't heard of this one in a long time... :B

[BobsYourUncle]

SDcampowneroperator wrote:
Bob,
You missed the heated seats amd floor mats to keep the tushy warm and socks from freezing in those Calgary winters.

:B
Yeah, well... We don't all live up here in the frozen tundra!!
As I write this, looking out my living room window, it's snowing again..... Sheesh!

[LadyRVer]

Love it!

[blt2ski]

Saw something about a guvner in the name of social distancing giving away free Ferds!

Or add your least favorite you like to pick on brand of vehicular to the end of said comment by the guvner!.....

Marty

[time2roll]

Better check if the RV trailer is gone with the truck 😉

[naturist]

The laugh was good, thank you. I suspect we all know WHY his wife went missing, don't we?

[SDcampowneroper]

Bob,
You missed the heated seats amd floor mats to keep the tushy warm and socks from freezing in those Calgary winters.

[TurnThePage]

Ha ha! Both!!!

[4x4ord]

Click

[ScottG]

:B

[LanceRKeys]

That’s why my wife doesn’t drive my truck. Well that and the fact that her expedition is way nicer than my truck.

I also take pictures of the kids each morning in case they wonder off, no way would I be able to tell you what they are wearing.