Armchair Quarterbacks Unite! Stupid Stuff We've all Done...

There’s not enough bandwidth here for me to come clean!
But I’ll start the highlight reel.
Several hopeless stucks in the mountains in younger years. And some very creative extrications. One of which involved me commandeering an excavator that happened to be parked somewhat nearby.
Took the AC off the top of the old TC pulling into a car wash in Butte MT in almost 100degree weather!
Forgot to tighten one of the oil drain plugs on my Snowbike and dropped the oil and squeaked the piston 15 miles into the backcountry.