Help me understand Consumer Reports [fixed the gaint img]

OK, so they don't do movie reviews. I really don't remember, it has been a long time since I picked one up.
That doesn't change the point being made. IMO, CR reviews are more unreliable than they say Jeeps are.
In fact, that just points the finger at movie reviewers in general. They, too, have only entertainment value, and no "real-world" usefulness.