Where are you going on Memorial Day weekend

I'm going somewhere the Feds have not yet absconded for "environmental concerns", my back yard. Where I am grilling environmentally unfriendly protein on my non-EPA approved grill while wafting copious amounts of CO 2 into the atmosphere. This will be accompanied by non-organically grown vegetables and alcohol consumed from non-recyclable containers.
Have a great weekend and remember those have have defended our right to b**ch. Someone has to.