Annual Comanche Invasioin of Vancouver Island

I have no idea what the heck anyone is talking about here or even what might be going on, but dammit,,,I want in! This sounds like way too much fun to miss. I dub myself TWM (token white man) and will now begin feverishly packing the truck while EPS (eternally patient squaw) lays in food rations for the trip. If someone could let us know where we’re going before we get too far from our driveway, it would be greatly appreciated. Squaw no take well to being lost if you know what I mean.