Troll a shiny lure through a school of barracuda and act outraged when your line starts peeling off the reel?
There is absolutely NO drama in reporting a crime involving regular firearms. An AK47 or M16 is worth in excess of seven thousand US Dollars on the black market. FIVE DOLLARS EACH for 7.62 NATO rounds.
And finally this group has a permanent home in Troncones just north of Zihuatanejo.
They "didn't know" about dragging shiny lures around in Mexico? Gimme a break. I live here and it's always been a hot topic. Crooks usually steal coveted vehicles and they indeed use commercial tow services to steal them.
What's next? A report of camouflage sicarios waving a surplus USSR anti-tank Strella rocket launcher?
Members of criminal drug gangs are under death threats to not bring down the feds or military by assaulting a tourist. That's reality. The press reports that the crooks were armed with a cuerno. Can you tell me just how unhappy the tierra caliente jefe is going to be when the feds clamp down on them for something they did not do?
Another Foso in the pines. You can bank on it. When making millions of dollars a day someone is going to rob parking meters?
No drama without embellishments.