GOING INTO A RV PARK
"Honey I think the turnoff was back there"
"Where?"
"The Church Book says look for the big supermarket"
"We haven't passed any supermarkets"
"Oh look there is a Commercial Mexicana way up the road"
"You can't turn left here"
"What does the book say?"
"It sure has hell doesn't say anything about this construction zone"
(an hour later)
"Can we clear the arch?"
"More to the right MORE TO THE RIGHT!"
"The office door is locked but the sign says 'abierto'"
"This woman is explaining something but it;s in Spanish"
"OK the owner is coming back from the bank"
"Way back there?"
"No! No! No! You have to swing out really really wide"
"What'dya mean there's no power or water at the pedestal?"
This is not a good way to travel fast. I have to do it all the time and over a five day trip an hour an a half lost each day adds up. Much faster in a van or camper, but in a camioneta con casarodante ni modo.