Thanks for the early morning laugh! Totally agree with the summaries. Last summer we had to stay overnight in one of the "1 star" reviewed places, and I was dreading it all the way there. What a pleasant surprise to find it was really just fine for an overnight stop! The staff that was supposed to be so rude and horrible were quite pleasant and polite, and the supposedly low life long term campers were quite nice. The only thing that was accurate was the description of the bathrooms, which we could live without.