My father was a very distinguished and honorable man. RIP Daddy. One of his son-in-laws, an important attorney (in his own mind) brought some wine from his cellars to my Dad's birthday party. My 3 sisters and myself were drinking his wine and smoking our cigarettes. Walking up to my father he stated, "Captain, didn't you ever teach your daughters how to drink good wine? They are SWIGGING my wine and smoking cigarettes." My father turned to him and said in all honesty, "If doesn't come in a gallon jug with a screw top- you're wasting it on them." I loved that man!