Ya, greater chance of getting struck by lightning while out trying to find the tornado shelter or for any reason, than getting swept away along with Dorothy and Toto!
Sounds like a case of typical elderly paranoia. As we age, normal people become more “aware” or “cautious”. Make sense, right? Older and wiser. Things don’t heal as fast. A bad fart can throw your back out. Etc.
Now fast forward that a few more years.
Your buddy Bob died of ______. Your friend Ethel broke her hip. You got some pains or ailments going on.
Even moreso now combine that with sitting around on the internet and reading…probably too much.
Next thing you know, you’re worried about that one tire that sat out in the sun blowing up and a cicada invasion and….tornadoes because you just saw the early season one in Michigan on Facebook or Geezernet news.
Now suddenly you’re like my in-laws. They’re afraid of skin cancer (because they moved to the desert but don’t go outside long enough to get a sunburn much less a tan), bombs from Iran and that “recall” they read about on their 13 year old Acura!
Fck oh dear….its hard to talk to them some days.
Point being, just go camping! Don’t worry about chit that has a very low likelihood of harming you and/or things you can’t control.