OMG, this is classic gold plated humor!!!
What on earth are you talking about? Not the home prices thing. Everyone knows that and doesn’t care.
Im talking the “new” tire rotation “routine”? What’s new? What changed? I mean, I’m not that old but tire rotations and the reasons and positions to rotate to have not changed one bit. Even though most, including tire shops, don’t understand proper rotation based on what’s happening to the tires.
But even more boisterous humor is why tf you’d need a trie machine to rotate tires? The only instance or conditions I can think this is even remotely applicable is when one is wearing the outer half of tires prematurely by driving on predominantly curvy highways.
In that instance when we lived in CO mtns, I’d usually have the tires removed and flipped once the outside tread got to about 50% to use the other half of the tread on the outside. And that is done once per tire and not really common. Most just wear them down and replace when the outside is bad and the inside is still 50% or more.
And yet even funnier, your post/rant/story has nothing to do with the (also inane) topic!