This evening, wife called me to supper. Dakota, however daughter spells it, came to me and licked my elbow. When I wouldn't give him attention he flipped my elbow, with his nose, over and over until ...
Wife and I joke all the time about the scene in Moonstruck where they are in the kitchen and Cher's mother says: "Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food, I'm going to kick you until you die".
Of course we feed our dog from the table. DW says: "our mothers would be appalled."