Both of those posts are hilarious!!
Ages ago, I worked in a plumbing-supply showroom, helping customers pick out their fixtures. Of course I had an entire row of toilets on display - *I* was fortunate enough to never have to deal with a cleanup after a kid suffered from a case of "mistaken identity" but I had heard horror stories....
And that's kind of what Augie must have gone through - when every carpeted room told him it was a urinal - I'm sure he thought I was crazy for insisting that HE go potty outdoors?
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