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Explorer II
Apr 12, 2016

Slobber britches

Dakota, not the way my daughter spells his name, constantly comes around and licks me on the knee. It's his sign of affection but I on't like wearing slobber britches all day.
What do you do put an apron on or what?
  • Mr. Camper wrote:
    How about just teaching him the word NO?


    Ding, Ding, Ding............:S
  • There are several antichew/antilick products on the market (Bitter Apple) you might try.

    Bitter Apple will slime your pants as badly as the slobber. How about wearing knee pads around the house? :B
  • When I stayed with my grandmother for 6 months, I had a stuffed toy anteater with a long pink tongue that hung out. My grandmother hated that tongue sticking out. One day I came home to find the tongue taped to the anteater's chin.

    Might be worth a try. :)