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NRALIFR
Jun 16, 2019Explorer
Old guy, I think you should disconnect the electricity, water and natural gas from your house because that stuff is all dangerous and will eventually fail and kill you!
I mean, how many times have you read about a house burning down and the fire inspector says after the fact that it was caused by an electrical short? I’ll tell you exactly how many times.......lots! I don’t even need to be on the fire department for 30 years to know that.
And that natural gas, did you know you can’t even see it? It’s invisible! That right there is proof of how dangerous it is. Anything that sneaks around and won’t let you see it is up to something I tell you!
Don’t even get me started about water. That stuff can kill you so many ways it’s not even funny. If you don’t drink enough of it, your dead. If you drink too much, your just as dead. It can drown you, and it can conduct electricity, so therefore water can electrocute you too. I bet you didn’t know that, did you?
I’m going back to bed and pulling the covers over my head now.
:):)
I mean, how many times have you read about a house burning down and the fire inspector says after the fact that it was caused by an electrical short? I’ll tell you exactly how many times.......lots! I don’t even need to be on the fire department for 30 years to know that.
And that natural gas, did you know you can’t even see it? It’s invisible! That right there is proof of how dangerous it is. Anything that sneaks around and won’t let you see it is up to something I tell you!
Don’t even get me started about water. That stuff can kill you so many ways it’s not even funny. If you don’t drink enough of it, your dead. If you drink too much, your just as dead. It can drown you, and it can conduct electricity, so therefore water can electrocute you too. I bet you didn’t know that, did you?
I’m going back to bed and pulling the covers over my head now.
:):)
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