Name your rig?

My wife refers to our Chevy Avalanche as "The Truck" and our camper as "The Trailer", which irritates me to no end as that makes it sound like I've tossed a few camping items into an old horse trailer, converted cargo trailer, etc, and called it good, and while I know some have actually built some pretty nice campers out of trailers like those I still much prefer to refer to ours as "The Camper". :B

Maybe I should start referring to our camper by an old girlfriend's name and see how she likes it. :W