Who DOESN'T 'FLOCK' when the Cold Winter Comes

My recommendation would be to find somewhere with a covered shed that would keep the wind, snow and ice off, plus a 15-20 amp plug-in so you could have electric heat. Possibly a rural property with a barn or machine shed? Or a person with a large garage that would rent you space for the winter?

You could use a composting or cassette type toilet if you could find a place to put one. Get a gym membership with shower facilities.