Well, if you've ever talked to MY MOTHER on a cell phone, you'd be yelling as loud as you can. She holds the phone in front of her mouth like a microphone so she can look directly into the phone. The ear is so far away from the phone and she rambles so much, even if she had the phone to her ear, you still couldn't get a word in. So I find myself yelling into the phone, "MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! WOULD YOU PUT THE PHONE TO YOUR EAR! MOM! MOM! WOULD YOU SHUT UP A MINUTE! MOM! MOM!" Well, if your camped beside me ... I just have to say, "I'm sorry!"
