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So, let me see if I understand this correctly. Parliament can't appropriate funds for the wall because anyone tasked to build it would be off on a 3 day bender? Meanwhile, due to the favorable exchange rate, any red-blooded American with a pocket full of singles could fund the whole project if he could only get the backing of the bear union? Seems about right to me. Carry on, eh?