Ah!, Having what YOU want for dinner!. Watching what YOU want on TV. Not worrying about what to buy her for the Holidays. Listening to the annoying bickering and noise about everyone's business. Not being able to buy the toy's YOU worked so hard for the money you want to spend., ah the list goes on...FREEDOM!
Enjoy it my fellow camper. It won't last long as we all know the second a woman sees YOU are happy they will get their hooks in you to make sure your not. I doubt you'll be single for long!