Lol - the best part of that video was indeed the comments.
A dog is out of the question. I'm not home enough to properly care for one. But thanks for the suggestion!
I watched some videos from a guy that has an '87 P30-chassis motorhome with the same Jet Ride air suspension I have. He has very detailed videos of removing the system and replacing the bags. My main objective is to air it up enough to move it to where I can safely work on it and diagnose the issue.
After watching the video, I realized that each side has a valve for draining moisture. Each bag has a solenoid that has it isolated from whatever happened between the tank and valves (presumed to be critter damage). I tried to remove the left side valve first because it was easier to get at. It snapped off in the housing. So now I have a bigger mess. It needed replaced anyway, but now I need to drill what's left of it out and re-tap it. THEN I can put a Schrader valve on there and air it up manually.
Friggin squirrels