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wa8yxm
Oct 20, 2012Explorer III
Some years ago we had a winter storm in Detroit.. Mr, Drunk Driver hit the wall (Median wall on freeway) I should point out his BAC was increasing as I tell this story.. He tried to flag a ride from passing motorists but none would take him so he had no choice, Now he's starting to get close to peak BAC (Blood Alcohol content) he gets in the car, Kicks a tire and falls down. He gets out of the car (Falls down) steps around to the rear (Falls again as he steps off the curb) opens the trunk (Falls down again, Closes the trunk and steps back up on the shoulder (you guessed it) finally he gets back in the car and passes out.
Trooper arrives
She knocks on the window (no response)
Shakes the car (no response)
Opens the door... Jumps back about .. Well as far as possible to escape the vapors (Alcohol)
Shakes the man (no response)
Shakes him so hard the whole car is shaking (he wakes up)
Gets out and, you guessed it, falls down yet again (So much for the field soberity test)
Yup, he was drunk
The good parts of this story: One car crash and nobody got hurt.
Trooper arrives
She knocks on the window (no response)
Shakes the car (no response)
Opens the door... Jumps back about .. Well as far as possible to escape the vapors (Alcohol)
Shakes the man (no response)
Shakes him so hard the whole car is shaking (he wakes up)
Gets out and, you guessed it, falls down yet again (So much for the field soberity test)
Yup, he was drunk
The good parts of this story: One car crash and nobody got hurt.
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