Funny things that really happen RV'ing

While traveling with my new wife's parents on a trip to N. Carolina, we were looking for a campground for the night. After some backroad searching, we decided to ask someone. There was a man setting on his porch, so we pulled over and asked him where it was. He proceeded to give us instructions, like we were familiar with the area: go to so and so's house and turn this way and go until you get to some creek, and after the creek you will see Willys place. Turn left and go about a mile, and you will see a small store. Go in and ask him where it is because you "ain't gonna find it anyway".