Gas, Diesel, Gears and Towing

LOL You made me laugh. That's how this RV thing works. One rainy Saturday afternoon, you're channel surfing and stumble upon a show about camping. Nice little tent, campfire, marshmallows roasting on a stick and the wheels in your head start turning. You know you're too old to be happy with a tent and a sleeping bag and you already have a SUV. You ease into a conversation and bring up the idea to your wife. Nice and nonchalantly. You: "Hey honey, any idea what you feel like for dinner?" Wife: "I was thinking maybe you could grill chicken and I would make some rice and a vegetable of some kind". You: "that sounds great! Lets go buy an RV!". You start by buying just a little single axle camper that the SUV can tow. Then you decide you want something bigger at some point but first you have to buy a truck. You buy a half ton thinking I can tow that 24' travel trailer I saw at the RV show, no problem. So you buy it. THEN you make friends with the guy next to you at the campground and he has a Fifth Wheel. He tells you he has been traveling across the country for a few years and just loves it! Before long, the wheels in your head are thinking...Man, we could travel across the country too if we had one of those. You can't get it out of your head. THEN...you drive by the auto dealer and sitting out front is this beautiful HD truck. Surely that will tow a fifth wheel, no problem. So you trade in your half ton truck for the HD truck and then buy a fifth wheel. A year later, you're at the RV show and you and your wife see the fifth wheel of your dreams. Just beautiful. It has all the bells and whistles, 5 slides, washer/dryer, king bed. The Salesman says...pfffft, you can tow this thing with a bicycle. No problem! You buy it and then realize you can't. Now what?............1 ton Diesel Dually sits in your driveway. Your wife looks at the truck and fifth wheel and then looks at your bank account and says..."We're never having grilled chicken and rice EVER and I mean EVER again! :)