I Need Ideas From You Creative Types!

I hear you guys on the paranoia but with $2,000 invested I think it's okay to be cautious. I would agree that in most camping venues the risk is slight. I am using these on campus with a lot of drunk coeds in the vicinity. I seriously doubt I would ever have a problem, but being an old Boy Scout I prefer to be prepared. The other issue is the lot is a distance from the stadium and during game time pretty empty. I didn't want to smell up my fiver by putting them inside during the game thus my question regarding hiding them or at least concealing them a bit. Thanks again for all the replies!

P.S.: I haven't had the pleasure of interacting with LSU Fans, but the Georgia Fans seemed okay last time they were here. Then again with Mizzou winning the SEC East two years in a row that might be making them upset? ;)