Once as a host I was explaining quite hours to a group in a state park. Was told "We're not a bunch of collage kids, we are a family". Asked him if he could read that exception in the rules. Another man in the group bulls up, tells me I'm rude, he is Ill HP and.. I pulled my pen and pad out of pocket "Name and unit?"
Group was loud on Friday night. Sat in the CG office I printed off a page. Grabbed handful of blank paper. When I got close to that site, I started putting blank pages on tables. As I walked past and skipped the one, was asked what I was passing out, so gave them one FREE FOOD! FREE BEER! SITE NUMBER ## COME ON DOWN WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS!
Music never started.