I talk about my health problems because it is so funny. Like the time I fell over dead on the dance floor in a backwoods honky Tonk. That's embarrassing , never went back to that place.
went to the Doc once told the nurse I had chest pains and short of breath, they called a ambulance and sent me hospital they gave me a paper that said "S O B - chest pain. " That's a fine diagnosis , The SOB has chest pains. I try to have fun all the time cause life's to short not to.
my uncle told me to never tell a lie but I could stretch the truth enough to make it funny.
